pintu:

some kid i went to middle school with and never rly talked to just facebook messaged me “hey samantha can i ask you do you think size matters”

?????????

uh ok………….

LOL i just DIED reading this

(via cocainenoseandecstasyeyes)

thelilnan:

OH FOR CHRIST’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

(via alltheprofoundwhatever)

simsgonewrong:

Well, time to go to work.

when i realized what this was i just DIED

(Source: catownerproblems, via huffleslutt)

(Source: krishyunn, via eatsaladsandexercise)

dieschwarzfirma:

ours is the fury

source

(Source: aegisblade, via alltheprofoundwhatever)

four-years-to-remember:

on my way to steal your man, apparently

(Source: 4gifs)

kawashironitori:

talking to person u like a lot and u feel like ur annoying them

(Source: renkos, via pintu)

scrollingvaguelydownwards:

theneverendingdrums:

popcornmassacre:

ugh summer

look at my awful tan line

 #sinful

stop the maths jokes guys, cos they’re not funny

(Source: filharmagic, via modmelodies)

chocoboco:

I’M A BLOGGINS

FROM BLOG END

(via sleepsleepsunshine)

oi-dancing-boy:

comickit:

jengablocktetris:

if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?

get out

#he wants the phd

(Source: mrjengablock, via pintu)

jordantypefont:

This is so clever.  Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.

lololololol this is perfect.

(Source: desolatewanderlust, via virginiaisforlovers-)

kari-kurofai:

mybelovedcheshmas:

videohall:

Cat-Friend vs. Dog-Friend

> If your friends acted like your pets, you probably wouldn’t keep them around for long.

OH MY FUCK

I am laughing so hard

omg i can’t even handle this.  SAM LOOK.

(via twentysomethinghussy)

MY NAMES JOHN PROCTER AND I LIKE TO FARM STUFF.  EVEN ON SUNDAYS COS I DON’T GIVE A FUCK.

(Source: rockoutwithyourguacout, via huffleslutt)